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11/11/09

20:05

Read...

DIE TRYING by Lee Child

....I thought the storyline for this 2nd book of his was incredibly far-fetched and very stupid. I persevered until the end but when I got there I could honestly say I couldn't give a fucking damn. Doubt if I'll read anymore of his.

THE DAWN PATROL by Don Winslow

....Very good. Great characters, good storyline, nice visuals / background / lingo / surfing info etc., etc. I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Will read more by this author.

THE FALLS  by Ian Rankin

...very stupid storyline ... I thought it was hard to follow. Made the mistake of having too many books on the go when I read this ... normally not a problem but with this particular book it was, however, that wasn't the real problem. The storyline was.
0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

10/09/09

17:00

Gripe ...

CCB = call back bitch

IJNTTTMH = I just need to talk to my husband

OHHJSO = Oh, he has just stepped outside

MWHTOAOCCWMIRABOAWITBT = My wife has the one and only credit card which means I'm really a bit of a wuss if truth be told!

ICBLWRMITTECWWO = I'll call back later which really means I'm taking the easy, cowardly way out!

CBCCCC = "C"-bitch considers condescending claptrap consistently!

BRSA"T"RTFAOTTRDTFHW = Bullshit reigns supreme and "they" really think fuck all of those that really do the fucking hard work!


And:
I wish IVAN THE FUCKING TERRIBLE would FUCK OFF back to Mexico!
Oh, well done Ivan, you're so  good, you suck (up) so well, we love you .... fuckiing infiltrating little cunt.

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

9/24/09

20:15

JR etc

...talking of friends .... JR? Why bother? I don't think I'll contact him again.

T0NY Thane - he either went crazy/paranoid or more likely became more American.

Annoyed that Slimmed Down Black Wannabe Person thinks I should be there to cheer on so-&-so.
Yeah, I would be if I won the fucking lottery.
(Of course even if I won the lottery I'd still have to face Twisted Arctic Creature ... oddly enough she's BW too - in a different way of course! Too funny!)

Serious regrets over the decision way back when ... we should never have moved. I'm convinced of it.
It's kind of depressing (sad to say) how certain aspects have turned out.

Just fuck it!



0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

9/24/09

20:10

Not a ...

...happy camper right now.

Pissed off with everything.

Top ten shit list at this point in time:

"Made in China"
Bob-a-long Klein
Jim Niggly
money
friends who truly are not friends
"free"
money
"my life as I know it in this snapshot of time"
Control freaks
Liverpool FC (and we all know what the FC stands for)

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

9/06/09

12:18

Brilliant...

Blues' Jill Is England Hero
 
Everton Ladies' Jill Scott was the hero as she scored deep into extra time to send England into the European Championship final.

Midfielder Scott emerged from the subs' bench at the start of extra time and struck the winner against the Netherlands from a corner with four minutes left and penalties looming as England won 2-1.

Earlier Kelly Smith's second half opener had been equalised by Marlous Pieete.

Everton's Fara Williams captained the side in the absence of regular skipper Faye White and the starting XI also included fellow Blues Rachel Brown and Lindsay Johnson.

England face Norway or Germany in the final on Thursday.

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/21/09

6:45

Read...

SAVAGE RUN by C.J.Box

...excellent story-telling!! Love the author, the main character, the story lines, super stuff!

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/15/09

5:10

Effin City A-rabz!

Damn it, DAVID MOYES is right!!!!



Moyes slams Man City over Lescott

Everton boss David Moyes says Manchester City's persistent pursuit of Joleon Lescott is "disgusting".

City boss Mark Hughes had suggested he would go above Moyes' head, but the Scot said he would decide whether the England centre-back would leave.

"I hear City think they are talking to people who make the decisions here, well that's me," said Moyes.

"They way it has been handled is disgusting and all it has done is disrupted our club."

The Toffees have turned down a transfer request from 26-year-old international Lescott and have rejected bids of £15m and £18m for him from City.

Hughes said: "We are still trying to speak to the people who will ultimately make the decision over whether the deal continues.

"Those conversations are still to take place but how long they will still be active is open to debate."

An indignant Moyes said that Lescott "has had his head twisted" as a result of the attention from City but reiterated his insistence that the player - who has more than four years to run on his contract - will not be leaving Goodison Park.

"He should get his head around that and get on with his career," added Moyes.

"I make the decisions, they have not talked to me and the player has been consistently told he is not for sale."

City are likely to move on to other defensive targets if they cannot persuade Everton to sell their versatile defender.

Hughes has already signed Kolo Toure from Arsenal for £14m this summer but is eager to give his squad more depth in that department.

"We were looking to strengthen the defensive options we have got," explained Hughes. "We have done that in respect of Toure, we are very pleased he is here.

"I have stated we would like further strengthening to take place but if not we go with what we have got."

Lescott joined Everton for £5m in June 2006 from Wolves and has developed into one of the Premier League's leading defenders.

He can play at left-back as well as at the heart of the defence and his progress has also resulted in him becoming a regular in the England squad.



1 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/13/09

20:31

Read...

A WHISPER OF BLACK by Clay Harvey

....love this guy!

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/12/09

18:26

Fast goat!

100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT 
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,  run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" The first hunter says "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/04/09

16:59

Yank Him Over...

Arnoux signs pro soccer contract with Premier League's Everton

Cody Arnoux’s cell phone now rings in a distinctly European fashion. He can’t answer it right now – the overseas costs would be ridiculous – but it’s a great sign of how far he’s gone, and how far he’s come, because of soccer.

The former New Hanover standout has been the buzz of online soccer forums this week, and both his mother, Nancy, and Wake Forest coach Jay Vidovich confirmed he’s forgoing his senior year of college to sign with Everton of the Premier League.

The club, however, has not announced his signing on its Web site, and Arnoux has not yet been able to return messages because he is already in England.

“He spent a week there (in the spring), he was playing at a special level,” Vidovich said Friday. “The experience was great. It was fun to see his impression after being in a soccer country. You could just see the growth in him.”

The 2005 North Carolina player of the year with New Hanover High School, Arnoux went on to score 33 goals in 64 college games, became a two-time NCSAA All-American and is the latest player in a pipeline of Demon Deacons playing professionally.

“We’ve run the gamut of emotions,” Vidovich said. “How exciting is it for an American, much less a college player from your program, going to one of the top-five in the Premiership?

“How spectacular, and next thing you know you lost a two-time All-American, probably 20 goals this year.”

Located in Liverpool, Everton is one of the oldest clubs in England and has the longest tenure in the country’s top division, 107 years.

According to an ESPN.com story, Arnoux could be on the team when it plays the MLS All-Stars on Wednesday in Salt Lake City.

Most English-based fans replying on message board threads were scurrying to find information on Arnoux, with many saying the club couldn’t hurt itself taking a chance on a good American college player.

“I think this is why the excitement for Cody,” Vidovich said. “I really don’t think there’ll be many Premier League teams looking at older players. Arsenal, ManU (Manchester United), they’re looking for younger players in the U.S. system, 14-, 15-year-olds.

“That’s what makes his situation unique and special.”

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

8/04/09

16:56

The Ladies Do It Again...

Everton women progress in Europe
By Tony Leighton

Everton are through to the knock-out stages of the Women's Champions League thanks to a stoppage time winner in their final group game.

England Under-19 international Michelle Hinnigan struck in the 92nd minute to give the Toffees a 1-0 win against Norwegian team Strommen.

The Norwegians were favourites to win Group C, but Mo Marley's team went through with a 100% record.

They had previously beaten Osijek 3-1 and Levadia Tallinn 7-0.

Manager Marley said: "It's fantastic to have reached the knock-out stages, and we thoroughly deserved it.

"We weren't expected to beat Strommen, but we dominated the game and in the end we got our reward even though it seemed the goal was never going to come."

For seven of the Everton players the win was a huge bonus, after receiving confirmation earlier in the day that they had been selected in the England squad for Euro 2009.

As well as looking forward to the Euro finals in Finland later this month, they are now contemplating playing Champions League football at their home ground at Marine.

"It's bizarre to think a Champions League game is going to be played on a Unibond League ground," said Marley.

"But the players are made up and so am I - and we can't wait to find out who we'll be playing in the Round of 32."

Midfielder Jill Scott had scored a hat-trick in Saturday's 7-0 win over Estonian side Levadia Tallinn, with Natasha Dowie (two), Fara Williams and Emily Westwood also on the scoresheet.

The draw for the first knock-out round, in which Premier League champions Arsenal as well as runners-up Everton will be involved, takes place on 14 August.

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

7/31/09

21:27

RANT...

My penny's worth ... the American Healthcare System is sick. It needs to be replaced. No system will ever be perfect. However, the NHS in Great Britain is not a bad model ... it does not equate to poor service, it is not free, it is not perfect BUT if anybody thinks that what is on offer in the USA is "superior", or "better" or "affordable" ... please think again. I don't care for politics but this issue needs to fixed and fixed for the people! Not for the rich, not for politicians, not for the drug companies, and not for the insurance companies!
Keeping patients information electronically is not a problem ... the hackers that might hack in are the problem ... put a few of those away for a very long sentence and you'll fix that problem!
Illegal immigrants need not be covered ... simple as that. (Punish the companies that hire them!)
NO AMNESTY for illegal immigrants ... they're breaking the law for fucks sake!
(And, no, I'm not saying they shouldn't come here in the first place ... I'm saying they should come here LEGALLY in the first place!!!!!)
Stop advertising drugs on the TV ... it is not necessary ... trust your doctor to prescribe what is necessary - not a 30-second commercial shown in between CSI and Jay Leno!!
Stop the mentality of suing at the drop of a hat!
If a doctor is crap - take his license away ... end of story (and yes there should be compensation for mistakes but it doesn't have to be a big legal court battle ... if done fair and square it can be remedied.)
STOP the whole issue of pre-existing conditions. STOP punishing people for being ill!!!!
Do whatever it takes to keep the costs down!
Cut out the paperwork!!!
Allow freedom of choice to go to any doctor, any hospital.

...rant over (for now)!

 

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

7/31/09

15:45

And the young BLUES do it too...

Everton's youngsters won the Milk Cup for the fourth time tonight in Coleraine, Northern Ireland and for the second year in a row. Blues starlet Hallam Hope was again the Blues goal scoring sensation as he netted a brace in the 4-1 win over Watford in the Final. Blues Coach Sean Lundon was quick to praise all of his charges though, and he is delighted with their weeks work. The Blues beat Donegal, Spartak Moscow, Swindon, Club Pachuca and Watford in lifting the Cup.

Blues Coach Sean Lundon says: “We’re delighted to win again, it s new experience for most of them, having come away with a mainly new squad. Hallam Hope has done very well, but we won’t be getting too get exited, he has plenty of potential, but he will have plenty of opportunities to keep proving it too. This is fantastic competition and we learn a lot about the boys when we’re away together for the week. It’s demanding and it is a long week, but we do everything right and that helps us do well I think." (31/07/09)

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

7/31/09

13:50

The Ladies Do It Too...

Everton Ladies win in Croatia

Everton Ladies began their Uefa Champions League qualifying campaign with a 3-1 win against FC Osijek in Croatia on Thursday.

The Blues went behind before goals from Toni Duggan, a Vanesa Zlosa own goal and Blues captain Fara Williams gave Mo Marley's side the perfect outcome.

"We struggled in the first half," Marley told BBC Radio Merseyside.

"But in the second half, it was more what we're about and we were excellent and totally dominated the game."

Everton top Group G on goal difference ahead of Strommen of Norway and another victory against FC Levadia Tallinn of Estonia on Saturday would put the Blues a step closer to the Champions League group stages.

But previous experience tells the Everton manager her side will have avoid any slip-ups at the weekend and they must be fit and ready for every game.

"They come thick and fast and it'll be a case of who the fittest team is over the course of these three games.

"The Croatian team tired very quickly in the second-half and that's when we capitalised," said Marley.

"We'd like to think that the fitness levels that the players do posses will play a key part in this whole competition."

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

7/31/09

8:45

funny

Getting a hairdryer through customs...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course child, what may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.' 

 

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

0 Ebb / 'n' Flow

7/30/09

10:51

THE BEST JUST HAD TO WIN (AND THEY DID) ...



MLS All-Stars edged by Everton in PKs .... Toffees become first foreign side to beat MLS's best in annual game!

Courtesy of MLSnet.com
 
SANDY, Utah:
After a 1-1 draw over 90 minutes, visiting Everton FC of the English Premier League defeated the MLS All-Stars 4-3 on penalty kicks. Tim Howard made three saves in the penalty kick session, all in spectacular fashion, including the final save on Seattle's Freddie Ljungberg, to make Everton the first foreign club to win the MLS All-Star Game.

After nullifying penalties by Brad Davis and Davy Arnaud, Howard managed to reach his left hand out to stop Ljungberg's chipped attempt down the center of the goal in the sixth round of spot kicks.

The penalties brought an end to an exciting game, which has highlighted by an entertaining first half which saw two goals. Everton's Louis Saha opened the match with a goal in the 12th minute, while Davis answered in the 26th minute. The loss snaps a five-game undefeated streak for MLS in the All-Star Game's current format.

Ljungberg donned the captain's armband for the match, pairing in central midfield with Kyle Beckerman. Davis assumed his usual position on the left wing with Stuart Holden, fresh off an impressive performance in the CONCACAF Gold Cup, lined up on the right. Fredy Montero, Cuauhtémoc Blanco, and Conor Casey led the front line for MLS.

Chad Marshall, the 2008 MLS defender of the year, played centrally with Wilman Conde on the left and Geoff Cameron on the right to round out the 3-4-3 formation.

Wearing all white kits, the Toffees trotted out a full strength starting lineup. Joleon Lescott, who recently refused a move to Manchester City, anchored the back line in front of U.S. international goalkeeper Howard. Joseph Yobo, who has been working his way back from a hamstring injury, partnered with Lescott in central defense, flanked by marking backs Leighton Baines and Tony Hibbert.

Manager David Moyes opted for a conservative 4-5-1 formation, with Saha the lone striker. Just behind him, Marouane Fellaini and Phil Neville were ready to move forward and join the attack, while 18-year-old Jack Rodwell completed the midfield triangle. Tim Cahill on the right and Leon Osman on the left filled out the starting XI.

Everton's Cahill and Houston's Davis tussled early, as Everton's Australian midfielder set the tone with a physical early challenge.

The visitors came out strong and claimed the first chance of the game. Fellaini pilfered Blanco in the midfield and immediately fed a streaking Saha. The Frenchman's shot skittered by Keller's near post but never troubled the 'keeper. The MLS All-Stars battled back through Ljungberg, who led a promising counterattack which led to a Brad Davis cross.

The first shot on goal came off Cahill's foot, off a cross from Osman. Keller caught the shot easily, but Osman's success down Everton's left side had to worry MLS coach Dominic Kinnear.

Everton capitalized on a mistake by Holden to claim the first goal. The Houston player's errant back pass was easily intercepted by Saha in the penalty area. Alone against Keller, Saha deposited a low shot into the side netting.

After the initial goal, Everton kept the pressure on, with Cahill shooting over from close range in the 17th minute. The All-Stars gamely battled back in search of an equalizer. Casey, matched up with someone of similar size and strength in Lescott, ran onto a well-timed chip from Ljungberg but was muscled off the ball. However, the Colorado forward soon made his mark on the match.

The equalizer came off some excellent holding play from Casey. Receiving the ball near the corner of the Everton box, Casey held off Baines and sent a short cross towards a streaking Holden. The Houston midfielder could barely get a touch on the ball, but luckily his Dynamo teammate Davis was lurking unmarked at the back post. Davis needed only to touch the ball home to knot the game at 1-1.

The goal buoyed the MLS team, which started to hold possession with more confidence. Blanco, who had started slowly, accepted a pass from Montero and attempted to chip Howard. The effort was unsuccessful, but by this stage the All-Stars were starting to trouble Everton's defense on a regular basis. Montero and Blanco, especially, were interchanging nicely for the home side.

Casey almost picked up a goal in the 38th, getting on the end of a beautiful Holden cross. Howard made a sprawling save and collected the rebound as the MLS side threatened to add a second before halftime. Montero had the next chance, coming extremely close to beating Howard at his far post on a shot from outside the penalty area. Howard, who made four saves in the first half, barely touched the ball wide of the post for a corner kick.

In the 45th minute, Cameron's sizzling cross nearly caused an own goal from Lescott, but the Englishman managed to clear the ball over his own goal off his shin. Everton managed to weather the storm and the game went to halftime tied at a goal apiece.

At halftime, Everton made no changes. For the MLS, Landon Donovan, Will Johnson, Bakary Soumare and Zach Thornton came on for Montero, Beckerman, Marshall, and Keller, respectively.

Donovan made an early impression, scrapping for a ball outside of the Everton penalty area. He leapt up to feed Ljungberg, who cracked a right-footed shot just wide of the far post.

With only 16 players on the game day roster, the pickings were slim for Moyes. Seeking to get his team's attacking groove back, Moyes inserted Jo in the 55th minute, replacing Fellaini.

The 20,120 fans who came out to watch -- the largest-ever soccer crowd at Rio Tinto stadium -- got louder as the game rolled on and started the wave in the 57th minute.

Keller, who had come off at halftime, was forced to return in the 61st minute after a thigh injury to Thornton. MLS coach Dominic Kinnear used the lull in the game to clear his bench, bringing on Jhon Kennedy Hurtado, Javier Morales and Arnaud.

As the action got back underway, Donovan forced a save from Howard on a cross the LA Galaxy man would surely say was a shot. MLS earned a free kick in the 70th minute as the referee judged Hibbert's sliding challenge to be a little too rough. From just five yards outside the penalty area, RSL's Morales shot over the bar.

At this point, it appeared Everton's tough preseason condition regimen started to catch up to them as they lacked the sharpness they had to open the game. The pace of the game slowed in the still warm air.

Donovan nearly gave the All-Stars the lead in the 75th. After a turnover from Saha, Casey fed Ljungberg, who cut the ball back to an open Donovan. With only the keeper to beat, the Galaxy star took a touch and sent his effort squarely into the far post. The ball bounced back across the goal before being cleared to safety.

Everton made its final three substitutions in the 76th minute, adding James Vaughan, Jose Baxter, and James Wallace.

Seattle fans had their hearts in their throats as Ljungberg suffered a yellow card offense. Rodwell chopped him down to stop a counterattack but the Swede hopped up after the foul. The crowd started to shuffle in anticipation as they had announced before the match that a tie after regulation would result in penalty kicks.

Casey nearly settled the matter with a superb late chance. A loose ball found its way to the striker but his powerful shot lodged itself in between the legs of Baxter and was cleared.

Keller needed only to make one save, hustling off his line to poke away a Neville cross in the 89th minutes. His counterpart, Howard, saved the day for the visitors in stoppage time. He managed to palm a point-blank header from Arnaud straight into the air and leaped high to claim the rebound. In the last action of regulation, Howard left his line to snuff out a dangerous chance with Casey lurking as the game ended with a bang.

In the penalty kick session, Baines, Neville, Lescott, and Rodwell scored for the Toffees. MLS goals came from Donovan, Johnson, and Casey, while Keller had one save and will feel unlucky to have missed Neville's that went in off his hands.


....well done to the lads in blue! Proud of ya!!

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7/24/09

23:53

Amazing...

...how could anything go right with a name like FERNAND0 W0NG?
On the south end, Meh-hi-co and on the northern end China.
Dear me.
Illegal, gun-ridden, stupid, greasy, drugged-up, corrupt, poor, violent.
Mass-production, slanty-eyed, small, yellow, unscrupulous, covered in lead, Big Brother.

What can I say?

All stereotypes I know but - hey WTF - stereotypes are just a politer way of stating the truth!


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7/23/09

15:30

they say / I say

they say - "sit down" / I say "fuck off"

they say - 15 30 15 15 85 / I say "fuck off"

they say - "made in China" / I say "bullshit"

they say - "Beckham is not committed enough" / I say "LA Galaxy fans don't know what the fuck they're talking about and should shut the fuck up"

they say - "illegal immigration" / I say "lock the fuckers up and also lock the employers up who employ them"

they say - "Man City have a lot of money / I say "it's insane, they shouldn't be allowed to spend that kind of money"

they say - "it's summertime" / I say "somebody's lying"

they say - "crime pays" / I say "they're right....for white collar crimes it fucking well does"

they say - "China's growing" / I say "China's growing on my nerves"

they say - "MLS" / I say "Minor League Soccer"

they say - 30 minute program / I say "bloody rip-off, just FF to 15 minutes"

they say - "beauty queen" / I say "blond bimbo stick with a piece of string"

they say - "free" /  I say "total and utter bullshit"

they say - "Barack Obama" / I say "a breathe of fresh air"

they say - "a united Europe" / I say "fuck that idea!"

they say - "politically correct' / I say "fuck that idea too!"

they say - "Liverpool FC" / I say "Liverpool Fu***** Cu***"

they say - "Facebook is good" / I say "Facebook is only good if people reply to messages/emails etc"

they say - "Phillip Wild" / I say "he still looks like a wanker"

they say "Everton FC" / I say "They are THE BEST!!!!!!"


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7/22/09

22:38

Read...

HARD AS NAILS by Dan Simmons

Joe Kurtz....one tough fucking cookie, amazing (fictional) character!
This particular story was a bit of stretch but that would be the only criticism....more Joe Kurtz please!

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7/20/09

13:57

Nowt feckin' glamorous about the MLS...

Blues Depart For Seattle

The Everton squad have departed for America.

The Toffees left London's Heathrow airport on Monday afternoon, bound for Seattle.

David Moyes and his side will train in the American city before travelling to Edmonton, Canada to face Argentine giants River Plate.

The squad will then relocate to Salt Lake, in Utah, to begin preparations for the glamorous clash with the MLS All-Stars.

Moyes has almost his entire squad with him, with only injured trio Victor Anichebe, Mikel Arteta and Phil Jagielka not among the travelling party.

Joseph Yobo (above), Steven Pienaar and Jack Rodwell were reunited with their teammates on Merseyside before embarking on the journey, while Tim Howard will link up with the squad Stateside.

All four of those players were afforded an extra summer break on account of their international commitments at the end of last season.

And Yakubu is also making the trip as he bids to step up his rehabilitation following his Achilles injury.

Dan Gosling misses the trip as he is with England at the European Under-19 Championships.

Travelling squad: Carlo Nash, Tim Howard, Tony Hibbert, Phil Neville, Leighton Baines, Joleon  Lescott, Joseph Yobo, Seamus Coleman, Jack Rodwell, James Wallace, Jose Baxter, Jo, Leon Osman, Tim Cahill, Steven Pienaar, Louis Saha, James Vaughan, Marouane Fellaini, Yakubu.

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7/17/09

18:42

How much fucking money do they need? (Pampered arseholes!)

Tax rise 'to hike footballer pay'

English Premier League clubs may face higher wage demands from European players due to sterling's weakness and the new 50% tax rate, a report said.

Offers to transfer targets and existing players may need to be raised to match the take-home wages offered by European rivals, consultants Deloitte added.

Deloitte said giving a European player a net annual salary of 3m euros (£2.6m) would cost an English club 6.8m euros.

But a Spanish club needs only pay 4m euros to deliver the same net salary.

The UK figure is also higher than clubs in France (6.7m euros), Italy (5.7m euros) and Germany (5.4m euros) would have to pay, according to the Deloitte calculations.

"The summer transfer window opened over a month ago, but Premier League clubs are yet to make significant acquisitions from overseas," said Pete Hackleton, senior manager in the Sports Business Group at Deloitte.

"The reduced value of sterling against the euro and the proposed increase in the top rate of income tax are contributing factors to this."

Revenues advantage

The pound is currently worth about 1.15 euros compared with 1.50 euros, two years ago.

And from April 2010, the tax band for top earners in the UK will increase from 40% to 50%. This will impact the vast majority - if not all - top-flight players.

The concern is for the biggest clubs competing for the best talent, where the reduced tax rate in Spain gives the likes of Real Madrid and Barcelona a significant advantage
Pete Hackleton Deloitte

Some big European clubs have proved willing to spend, with Spanish side Real Madrid having reportedly splashed out about 200m euros on three players from other big European Leagues - Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and Karim Benzema.

Ronaldo, who left Manchester United for Real Madrid, will be paying tax at a non-residents rate of 24% in Spain, as opposed to the 50% bracket he would have faced had he stayed in the Premier League.

"The concern is for the biggest clubs competing for the best talent, where the reduced tax rate in Spain gives the likes of Real Madrid and Barcelona a significant advantage in attracting the best players in the world," Mr Hackleton said.

But he added that high revenues enjoyed by Premier League clubs meant the league could still afford the world's best players.

Total Premier League revenues were the equivalent of 2.44bn euros in 2007/8, more than 1bn euros ahead of Spain's La Liga. The difference is largely driven by the sale of the lucrative television broadcast rights which are then split between the clubs.

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7/17/09

11:40

Privacy, eh?

From the BBC...

Facebook 'breaches Canadian law'

Popular social networking site Facebook is breaching Canadian law by holding on to users' personal information indefinitely, a report has concluded.

An investigation by Canada's privacy commission found the US-based website also gave "confusing or incomplete" information to subscribers.

Facebook says it is aiming to safeguard users' privacy without compromising their experience of the site.

More than 200 million people actively use Facebook.

They include about 12 million in Canada, more than one in three of the population.

'Practical solutions'

Canadian Privacy Commissioner Jennifer Stoddart laid out the findings of the report at a news conference in Ottawa.

She accepted that Facebook regarded privacy issues as a top concern "and yet we found serious privacy gaps in the way the site operates".

Facebook's policy of holding on to subscribers' personal information, even after their accounts had been deactivated, was one area that breached Canada's privacy laws, she said.

The law requires organisations to retain such information only for as long as it necessary to meet appropriate purposes, she was quoted by the AFP news agency as saying.

The report said Facebook's information about privacy practices was "often confusing or incomplete", and urged the site to make its policies more transparent to users.

Facebook was also criticised for failing to adequately restrict access of users' personal details to some of the 950,000 developers in 180 countries who provide applications, such as games, for the site.

In response, Facebook Chief Privacy Officer Chris Kelly told AFP it was working with the commission to resolve the issues.

"Overall, we are looking for practical solutions that operate at scale and respect the fact that people come to share and not to hide," he said.

"We continue our dialogue and have every confidence that we will come to acceptable conclusions. I think the concerns are fully resolvable".

Ms Stoddart said she would review Facebook's progress in 30 days.

Under Canadian law, she can take the case to a federal court to have her recommendations enforced, the BBC's Lee Carter in Toronto says.




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7/16/09

11:03

Beckham .... feck 'em!

Go on Beckham! Just admit (as you should) that you just want to play "proper footy" and return to Europe!!


Capello urges Beckham Euro return

David Beckham has revealed England coach Fabio Capello has told him he has to be playing in Europe before next summer's World Cup in South Africa.

Beckham went on loan to AC Milan last season to boost his England chances.

The former England captain is now back with LA Galaxy preparing for his MLS comeback against New York Red Bulls.

But he said: "Leading up to the World Cup, the England manager has made it very clear to me that I need to be playing at a European level."

Beckham, 34, has already hinted he would now consider a return to the Premier League, despite admitting he would find it difficult to play against former club Manchester United.

But he is prepared to consider the move back to England, and Europe, to ensure he is in Capello's plans for next year's showpiece in South Africa.

He said: "I will do everything possible. I'll always regret it if I didn't do everything to give myself a chance to be involved in that.

"At the moment, my priority is the rest of the season and also playing and keeping in every squad for England and representing my country. Going forward, of course I want to be involved in the World Cup. I've not hidden that fact."

The midfielder said he would never turn out for another English side when he left Manchester United in 2003.

But in a U-turn, he stated: "Never say never. I would definitely consider it.

"When I left my heart was in Manchester - I couldn't see myself playing against United. Now I wouldn't rule it out."

Beckham has a five-year Major League Soccer contract, which began in 2007 and allows for him to spend the off-season on loan at a European club.

We're getting past it, we're moving on. I regret the way that I went about this process and I also regret some of the things I said
Galaxy captain Landon Donovan on his falling out with Beckham

He has only recently returned to the United States following a five-month spell with AC Milan.

His interest in a return to England is likely to spark rumours of a move to Chelsea this winter after he impressed new Blues manager Carlo Ancelotti, who was Milan coach during the player's time in Italy.

However, a return to Serie A seems the more likely move.

"Obviously, Milan expressed that they want me to go back, so I don't see any reason why that would change," added Beckham, who left Old Trafford to join Real Madrid.

"We'll have to wait and see. I hope to be going back there."

And Beckham, who is England's most capped outfield player with 112 appearances, has reiterated his desire to see out his MLS contract.

"I intend to stay until the end of my contract and maybe further," he confirmed.

"I've always said that. I've always said, even when I went to Milan, that I'm committed to the Galaxy and to MLS, and that hasn't changed."

Beckham is currently trying to mend relationships with players and fans in Los Angeles that soured after he opted to stay in Italy rather than return to the US for the start of the MLS season.

His Galaxy team-mate Landon Donovan suggested Beckham had shown a lack of commitment and that his level of dedication to the club had waned since his arrival in July 2007.

The duo met, along with manager Bruce Arena, when Galaxy training resumed on Monday, and Beckham said: "I'm not going to talk about what was said. That was between me, Landon and the manager but we had a good talk."

Donovan too is keen to put recent events behind him, adding: "We're getting past it, we're moving on.

"There's a lot of things I regret. I regret the way that I went about this process and I also regret some of the things I said.

"Some good will come out of it. I really believe that. I believe we're getting to the bottom of things we needed to."

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7/14/09

20:03

MLS ... Meaningless Limp Soccer

Odds Are Stacked Against Everton in the MLS All-Star Game (courtesy of another website)

The MLS starters for the 2009 All-Star game have been announced, and the smart money is against Everton becoming the first foreign club to taste victory in the annual exhibition.

Chivas de Guadalajara, Fulham, Celtic, Chelsea and West Ham have all fallen victim to the best MLS has to offer, and Everton should join that ever-growing list of scalps on July 29.

Don't despair, Everton fans. The match is set up to ensure success for MLS.

You see, the MLS squad is comprised of various full internationals in their prime, older stars who still have a good bit of life in their legs, and young players rising through the ranks, hungry to prove themselves.

That combination in itself isn't enough to take down a talented European squad, but when you consider that the MLS squad is in mid-season form and most players in Europe are just returning from summer vacation...well, the odds look a little daunting.

Everton has the indomitable Tim Howard between the sticks, and the Toffees can also throw Steven Pienaar and Mikel Arteta at their opponents. Indeed, any club that's qualified for Europe each of the last few seasons and has been hovering around the top four is going to have a good deal of talent on the books.

But, David Moyes is a smart man and he won't want to risk serious injury to any of his first-team players in a meaningless exhibition.

In the 2006 All-Star Game, Chelsea made six substitutions at halftime in an effort to protect their stars from injury. Unfortunately, Joe Cole, who was brought on at halftime, was taken off six minutes later thanks to a knee injury sustained during the match.

Moyes will be mortified at the thought of one of his players sustaining a similar injury, so you can expect him to handle his usual starters with kid gloves. Everton's strategy will likely resemble that of a preseason NFL game—play the starters just long enough to satisfy the fans, and then yank them so they can't get hurt.

While the match may be meaningless for Everton aside from the fact that some fringe players will get some quality playing time, it's a pretty big affair for MLS.

The fans really enjoy the All-Star festivities, and the return of Tim Howard to an MLS pitch will be something that every American can enjoy. Plus, beating European clubs—even with the terribly lopsided odds in their favor—helps grant MLS an air of legitimacy among the fringe fans.

The typical American Eurosnob fan—you know the type, refuses to watch anything but EPL and La Liga despite having a domestic league of their own—will take a look at the result and think, "Huh, maybe MLS is doing something right."

It's just one big love-fest for MLS, a morale booster that benefits both parties. The European club picks up some good experience in a preseason friendly, and everybody in MLS goes home with a fuzzy feeling inside because they've just knocked off a team from a great league.

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7/13/09

16:17

Grrrrrrhhhhhh....

....do you know how fucking insulting it is to be told by some smart-alec Mexican that I speak very good English? Not that he knew what the fuck he was talking about as he did mention that I might be from Canada, or New Zealand .... I don't remotely sound like a fucking Canadian, eh? And what the fuck DOES a New Zealander sound like (images of sheep come to mind)?
I can't be doing with idiots like this and as they are all idiots that therefore means I can't be doing with any of them I spose!

Grrrrhhhhh.....!

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