they say - "sit down" / I say "fuck off"

they say - 15 30 15 15 85 / I say "fuck off"

they say - "made in China" / I say "bullshit"

they say - "Beckham is not committed enough" / I say "LA Galaxy fans don't know what the fuck they're talking about and should shut the fuck up"

they say - "illegal immigration" / I say "lock the fuckers up and also lock the employers up who employ them"

they say - "Man City have a lot of money / I say "it's insane, they shouldn't be allowed to spend that kind of money"

they say - "it's summertime" / I say "somebody's lying"

they say - "crime pays" / I say "they're right....for white collar crimes it fucking well does"

they say - "China's growing" / I say "China's growing on my nerves"

they say - "MLS" / I say "Minor League Soccer"

they say - 30 minute program / I say "bloody rip-off, just FF to 15 minutes"

they say - "beauty queen" / I say "blond bimbo stick with a piece of string"

they say - "free" /  I say "total and utter bullshit"

they say - "Barack Obama" / I say "a breathe of fresh air"

they say - "a united Europe" / I say "fuck that idea!"

they say - "politically correct' / I say "fuck that idea too!"

they say - "Liverpool FC" / I say "Liverpool Fu***** Cu***"

they say - "Facebook is good" / I say "Facebook is only good if people reply to messages/emails etc"

they say - "Phillip Wild" / I say "he still looks like a wanker"

they say "Everton FC" / I say "They are THE BEST!!!!!!"

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